Who's better? Pirates, ninjas or this guy?

The other day, one of my viewers had a nice conversation with her ex, I felt it was funny enough to post. It started out as him being a little whiny...all I can say after that is facebook should have drunk chat controls.

1241amJason
I want women to look at me as a complete man
I want to eliminate my weaknesses like driving and car and home maintenance

12:43amCourtney
car and home maintenance are not weakensses i haven't dated a guy yet that could handle that shit
well thats not completely true but most can't

12:43amJason
I know and that's why I must conquer them
I hate being inferior

12:44amCourtney
lol stop being such a warrior

12:45amJason
i must be, it is my nature
But I'm not defeating anything now, everything seems to be defeating me.

12:47amJason
I want women to respect my masculine characteristics
And acknowledge that I am a superior male
My age is big draw back though

12:48amCourtney
wow.

12:48amJason
I'm like Randy Couture taking on Brock Lesner

12:51amCourtney
ha!
is taht so?

12:51amJason
kind of
you don't know what it's like being in the gym with these young guys

12:52amCourtney
jay you'r enot old

12:52amJason
They're all six feet tall with their big dicks and teenage to early 20s bodies
I want to crush them!!!

12:53amCourtney
sigh

12:54amJason
i want greatness

12:54amCourtney
i know you do

12:54amJason
I can't have you anymore so I have to have revenge on the world

12:55amCourtney
ugh its not a war its a break up jay

12:56amJason
not for me it isn't

12:58amJason
you were my life and you were stolen from me
I must build myself into the ultimate man
But will it take too long?

1:00amCourtney
i think you are being ridiculous

1:00amJason
how so?

1:00amCourtney
i just think you are being exgtreme with this ultimate man stuff
just be yourself

1:01amJason
I want to be so great that no woman could ever believe another man greater
they might choose other men but objectively they'd have no choice but to acknowledge my superiority

1:02amCourtney
i've never met a person who thinks the way you do

1:05amJason
perhaps that will help me succeed

1:05amCourtney
oh sweetie
what am i going to do with you
you're a nut.

1:08amJason
you'll see. someday

1:08amCourtney
see what

1:09amJason
if I can make myself into the ultimate man

1:09amCourtney
ah

1:10amJason
i will defeat this world
or I'll die trying

1:11amCourtney
there's nothing to defeat jay no one is fighint you. there's no war

1:11amJason
yes there is
another man has captured your heart. That sounds like a war to me

1:11amCourtney
lol you're going to fight E?

1:12amJason
Not physically now, although I certainly would
Would you come back to me if I defeated him in single combat?

1:13amCourtney
NO
I do not respect that

1:13amJason
Why?
Wouldn't that show my superiority?>

1:13amCourtney
NO!
it would be stupid
you should know me better than that

1:14amJason
You respect fighting skills
What if we did it in the octogon?

1:14amCourtney
wtf?

1:15amJason
Well I'm just saying, what if we did?
1:16amJason
We could just have a knock down battle to the death and whoever wins gets you


Jason

why? That's what animals do in the wild
It makes sense
When two men want the same woman they should fight and whoever wins should get the girl

1:18amCourtney
and why isn't the girl's opinion taken into consideration

1:18amJason
Because the woman naturally is better off with the superior male
Whoever wins is the one who should get her

1:18amCourtney
wtf

1:18amJason
Just like in nature

1:18amCourtney
no, she should be with who she wants to be with and who she believes is best for HER

1:19amJason
there should be some way to show I'm superior
if there isn't anyway then it's not just not fair

1:19amCourtney
you're making very little sense. that's not how love works.
1:21amJason
I see
well I'd better go to sleep
i will prove to you and this world what I'm capable of

1:22amCourtney
ok

1:22amJason
no matter what
or I'll die in miserable defeat

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Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

So the other day I was in a drug store buying some flu medicine, when I noticed that they were selling Trojan condoms.  I wonder how it is that Trojan condoms became the most trusted brand of condoms.  Think about it, wasn't it the Trojan horse that snuck a bunch of little men in?

That got me to thinking about other ironies I've noticed in my life.  We've all heard this one before, but planned parenthood, most people say it should be called unplanned parenthood, but I think the truth is it should be called planning to avoid parenthood.

Then there was this time a few years ago when I sat in on an anger management class (no I didn't have anger issues), but I did notice that most of the guys who were in there for assault on females were wearing wife beaters...nice.

Want to be featured on this website in front of about 2,000 people a month?  Submit something to 12konblack@gmail.com and if it's funny enough I'll feature it on the site.

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Milestones

People have been giving feedback and many have mentioned doing something crazy for different mile stones.  Here's the first one.

When I receive 100 dollars in donations (I'm at about 15 right now)  I will do a strip tease to "my milkshake"  Many of you will probably start asking for your money back right now, sorry, no refunds.  Also I wont get naked, probably just down to my boxers.  Regardless, if I can get 100 dollars before February I'll do this in spongebob boxers.

Leave comments below if you want to see other milestones.  Also don't forget to click donate now!

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Idea submissions

Hey, as you know I'm a Jew and I'll do anything for a buck.
If you want to see me do something, legal, not too dangerous, and slightly retarded, let me know.

Also if you want to make a testimonial or some other form of content for the page email it to me (for larger videos, upload it to youtube first and send me the embed link)

Submit ideas to 12konback@gmail.com and if I think it's worth a buck, I'll do it and post the video and give you a shout out in the credits!

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