By Popular Demand Dating Tips for Women Part 4
Friday, July 23, 2010
Now that you've completed the bulk of the first date, the lingering question is on all of your minds. Will my friends ever find out that I hooked up with this jackass if I take him home and fuck his brains out? Okay so really, you don't care if they ever find out, you just want to know exactly how to end the date.
If you've made it this far without running away or having him run away, chances are you two have clicked pretty well. That's a rarity in and of itself. What happens next will either seal a second date or guarantee that she'll never speak to you again. You see at this point I'd like to welcome you to "YOU CAN'T WIN THEATER". If you try to kiss him at the end of the night there are a few things could possibly happen.
1. He'll be a hornball and think that just because you're kissing him, you want to take him home and do him.
2. He'll kiss you back and use a rare technique...either vortex tongue or snake tongue. It will be disgusting and you'll want to come home and get clean in a bathtub full of hydrochloric acid. You still wont get clean.
3. He'll kiss you and then call you incessently for the next 10 days, he wont get the hint that you aren't interested in a stalker until AFTER you file the restraining order.
Basically, you shouldn't try to kiss the guy on the first date because nothing good can come of it, but then again if you don't, he'll think you weren't into her even if you were. This is just another reason why dating is for suckers. Do yourself a favor and become a nun.
