cam girl contest!@$

Hey all,

I'll be running a cam girl contest on my website coming up sometime this week.  The general idea is I'll have 4 camgirls who all make a testimonial for my website.  The testimonial will be between 15-30 seconds.  You, my loyal viewers will vote by donating a dollar via paypal and telling me who you're voting for.  Each dollar gives you one vote and you can vote as many times as you want.  At the end the girl with the most votes will receive a 25-50 dollar prize. 

If you want to be a part of this contest email me at 12konblack@gmail.com for more information.

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new ways to get viewers: Porn stars (or at least amateur camgirls with followings)

So I'm back to it, trying to get porn girls to shout out my website!  Check out www.twitter.com/misssierraskye   she recently shouted me out!  If she referred you out here, tip a buck!  Help me get to my goal of 12,000 people all giving 1 dollar.  For just pennies a day you could support a village in Africa, but screw that, for even less you can help me get out of debt!

The donate now button is right up there in the top right hand corner, while you're here check out my videos and blogs...guaranteed to make you chuckle!

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The most offensive comedy show I've ever done

Honestly, this is probably the most offensive comedy show I've ever done, sometimes we just perform for ourselves.  You'll notice I lose the crowd at breast cancer!

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New jokes and some ramblings I've heard

So I have to start writing down my one liners or I forget them.

Let me know what you think of them!

I posted an ad on Craigslist the other day and some guy sent me back a picture of his cock.  I replied "If I wanted to see a cock I'd lose 20 lbs and take a piss"

(next one needs work I know, help me out)
So I made a gay friend recently and he used to be married and was a minister in the church.  I asked him when he decided to be gay.  He explained that he had loved his wife and his kids were only 11 months apart...I stopped him right there and said "so you had sex all of two times and had two kids and thats when you wanted some dick."

(and finally)
Whats the difference between a vampire in twilight standing in the sunlight and a homosexual after a night at the club?  The twilight vampire is really gay.


This leaves me with something I read that made me laugh....it's not original but here it is.

harry potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity...twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

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