To everyone who made this possible, the others who come to the site probably hate you. I did find out recently that hair is good at soaking up oil though, maybe I should send the clippings to BP. I can see the headlines now. "Man single-handedly solves oil disaster along Gulf Coast". I'm a hero.
Well, special thanks to the 4 donors I had.
Danni C. -4
Stephanie T. - 5
Malanie S. - 10
Ryan V. - 1
So you guys can blame them for having to see me shaved. I went from looking like a shag carpet, to looking like a creepy 5 year old with a thyroid problem. I will be taking and posting the pictures this week.
I had a lot of requests for me to wax my chest for money and video tape it. I'll do that when the hair grows in, I'll also require 50 in donations when I post that.
If you have something you'd like to see me do and you're willing to pay, email me at 12konblack@gmail.com and if I decide to do it, I'll email you back and submit proof. I'm willing to do a lot to get some money, so start making those requests.
So I could write about a number of pressing issues. I COULD make fun of the republicans saying that the oil spill is Obama's fault, or the liberals for blaming BP. I COULD talk about the crippling financial crisis in Europe, maybe I SHOULD talk about Israel raiding an aid convoy to Palestine. I know...I know...how about Lee winning American Idol. I know that most people would rather read about that, but I'm not feeling quite that ambitious today.
Instead you get my movie review of Shrek forever after. If you weren't a fan of the first three Shrek Movies, you should just kill yourself now for having no taste, if you were a fan then this movie is for you. SPOILER ALERT (If you haven't seen Shrek 1) It brings us to an alternate reality where Shrek didn't save Fiona from her life in a tower by giving her true love's kiss.
The land of Far Far Away is now being run by Rumplestiltskin and Ogres are being hunted. Puss in boots is fat and Donkey...well he's still Donkey. Shrek's mission in this movie is to get Fiona to give HIM true love's kiss.
That pretty much sums up the plot.
Still, the movie was good old fashioned fun and I highly recommend this movie to just about anyone. I'll give it a solid 4.5/5
Check back in the coming weeks for show dates, new blogs, and more testimonials...and hey, don't forget to give me a buck.
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