News casters and sex.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Tonight I watched the local news and just listened to the way they talked. It was a. scripted(as it should be), but they have this weird inflection and it got me wondering if that's how they talk all the time...even during sex?
I see it going something like this.
Male news caster enters females bedroom. Things start getting hot and heavy and here's how he starts the sex talk.
"This just in".
After 2 minutes when he's done and she asks "is that all?"
He'll say "More right after this break"
He pulls out and she gets really upset and says "what happened to the condom?"
Newscaster says "breaking news."
Clearly she's pissed off and still not satisfied, but the newscaster being tired says.
"Over to Ken with weather."
"Thanks, Jim...the forecast for tonight 69 and wet, next time make sure to wear your raincoat, back to you Jim"
"Oh you meterologists always have it wrong, this girl was frigid"
