ASL!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: I'm alright

You: what about you?

Stranger: good

Stranger: asl

You: don't call me an asl

You: dick

Stranger: whats ur asl

You: it's the part where my poop comes out

Stranger: age sex location

You: umm, I'm not going to give you my age sex location after you call me an asl

You: you're really bad at this whole "picking people up on omegle" thing

You: here's a hint

Stranger: asl=age sex location

You: you catch more flies with honey

You: no

You: asl is the part where poop comes out

You: go away asl

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ROBOCOP!!

Stranger: hey Br

Stranger: i mean Bri
You: how'd you know it was me?
Stranger: did you do the HW?
Stranger: i kno things
You: yeah I did the homework
You: it was hard.
You: but I knocked it out
Stranger: i ssoooo didn't get number 5
You: the answer is robocop
Stranger: nooooo
You: trust me
Stranger: the other worksheet
You: what's the question?
Stranger: 2(x+5)=22
You: yeah
You: x = robocop

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More omegling!

You: HI!

Stranger: hi

You: are you out for justice?

Stranger: no

Stranger: why u said that?

You: because most people who have just had their parents murdered are out for justice

You: look behind you

You have disconnected.

And one more

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: r u boy/girl ?

You: no I'm not a boy/girl

Stranger: i mean m/f?

You: are you a boygirl?

You: no I'm not an m/f either

Stranger: noy

You: if you're looking for jamie lee curtis

You: look elsewhere

You have disconnected.

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