And now for a photo story

Sometimes I go out and I'm just in the mood to drink a "fancy" drink.  No I'm not gay or at least I didn't think so until the other day.  You see, I went to a bar and my friend ordered a fancy drink for herself and I thought it was a pretty gay drink.

See below (it had fruity garnishes on it)

Gay Cocktail for sure

After seeing her get her drink, I decided to order a drink for myself, but rather than risk drinking and looking super gay in public I decided I would get myself one of their signature drinks in a special keepsake glass.  Here's the drink I got.

Wow, look at his big black....straw.

Yep, there was no way I was going to get out of this one looking like I still liked women.  Virtually every drink was going to look kind of like I was giving Buddha head. 

I've heard of dinner and a show before!

Yeah, ladies, I want you to look at my technique.  Notice how I'm cupping the balls?  You could learn something from this.  I'm fairly sure this post will make it so I never get a date with a female again.

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whoops on the hiatus

Sorry about the hiatus, I've been otherwise occupied the last couple of days, it has been fun though.  Two comedy shows in two nights can take something out of a person.  However, this week, look for a web blog on Friday or Saturday and more writings everyday.

I'll leave you with this last thought for the day.  If Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen does that make him Disney on ice?  I think it probably does.

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